The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

Written By Matt Kracht
The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
  • Publsiher : Chronicle Books
  • Release : 02 April 2019
  • ISBN : 1452177392
  • Pages : 176 pages
  • Rating : 4/5 from 9 reviews
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Read or download book entitled The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America written by Matt Kracht which was release on 02 April 2019, this book published by Chronicle Books. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle Format. Book excerpt: Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the layperson), Kracht identifies all the idiots in your backyard and details exactly why they suck with humorous, yet angry, ink drawings. Each entry is accompanied by facts about a bird's (annoying) call, its (dumb) migratory pattern, its (downright tacky) markings, and more. With migratory maps and tips for birding, plus musings on the avian population and the ethics of birdwatching, this is the essential guide to all things wings. No need to wonder what all that racket is anymore!

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
  • Author : Matt Kracht
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release Date : 2019-04-02
  • Total pages : 176
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : Perfect for the anti-aviary (or bird fanatic with a sense of humor), this snarky illustrated handbook is equal parts profane, funny, and—let's face it—true. Featuring 50 common North American birds, such as the White-Breasted Butt Nugget and the Goddamned Canada Goose (or White-Breasted Nuthatch and Canada Goose for the ...

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of the Whole Stupid World
  • Author : Matt Kracht
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release Date : 2021-10-05
  • Total pages : 192
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : Let's face it—all birds are fascinating, wonderful, idiotic jerks—no matter where in the world they reside. Following in the footsteps of the bestselling book The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America, this hilarious sequel ventures beyond to identify the stupidest birds around the world. Featuring birds ...

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America
  • Author : Liton Hawlader
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2021-04-20
  • Total pages : 110
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : This is a notebook. This notebook contains all the different species of birds that you or you can write down here. Which can be very useful in your future and will come in handy. or, can your use by notebook. You or all of us can write down all these ...

A Field Guide to Little Known and Seldom Seen Birds of North America 2nd Edition

A Field Guide to Little Known and Seldom Seen Birds of North America  2nd Edition
  • Author : Ben Sill,Cathryn Sill,John Sill
  • Publisher : Peachtree Publishers
  • Release Date : 2013
  • Total pages : 95
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : Birders and just about anyone who likes birds will delight in this field guide parody. Thirty-two fabulous new species are depicted in this volume, which features tongue-in-cheek descriptions, observation hints, and range maps, as well as remarkable full-color illustrations. The reader will never look at our feathered friends in the ...

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A Most Remarkable Creature
  • Author : Jonathan Meiburg
  • Publisher : Random House
  • Release Date : 2021-04-22
  • Total pages : 384
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : An enthralling account of a modern voyage of discovery as we meet the clever, social birds of prey called caracaras, which puzzled Darwin, fascinate modern-day falconers, and carry secrets of our planet's deep past in their family history. 'Captivating ... full of insights into not only our planet's evolutionary past but ...

Guide to Literary Agents 2020

Guide to Literary Agents 2020
  • Author : Robert Lee Brewer
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2019-11-19
  • Total pages : 336
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : The Best Resource Available for Finding a Literary Agent! No matter what you're writing--fiction or nonfiction, books for adults or children--you need a literary agent to get the best book deal possible from a traditional publisher. Guide to Literary Agents 2020 is your go-to resource for finding that literary agent and ...

Guide to Literary Agents 2019

Guide to Literary Agents 2019
  • Author : Robert Lee Brewer
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2018-09-14
  • Total pages : 339
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : THE BEST RESOURCE AVAILABLE FOR FINDING A LITERARY AGENT No matter what you're writing--fiction or nonfiction, books for adults or children--you need a literary agent to get the best book deal possible from a traditional publisher. Guide to Literary Agents 2019 is your go-to resource for finding that literary agent and ...

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  • Author : Amy Jones
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2019-11-19
  • Total pages : 512
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : The best resource for getting your fiction published! Novel & Short Story Writer's Market 2020 is the go-to resource you need to get your short stories, novellas, and novels published. The 39th edition of NSSWM features hundreds of updated listings for book publishers, literary agents, fiction publications, contests, and more. Each listing ...

Writer s Market 2020

Writer s Market 2020
  • Author : Robert Lee Brewer
  • Publisher : Penguin
  • Release Date : 2019-11-05
  • Total pages : 896
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : The Most Trusted Guide to Getting Published! Want to get published and paid for your writing? Let Writer's Market 2020 guide you through the process with thousands of publishing opportunities for writers, including listings for book publishers, consumer and trade magazines, contests and awards, and literary agents—as well as new ...

Feathered Fabulous

Feathered   Fabulous
  • Author : Alison Throckmorton
  • Publisher : Chronicle Books
  • Release Date : 2021-02-23
  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : This laugh-out-loud funny book features our fancy feathered friends living the life of the rich and famous. These fabulous birds have had enough and are ready to start living life—not just the way they want, but the way they deserve! Featuring various birds in their own Real Housewives scenarios, ...

Swimming with Piranhas at Feeding Time My Life Doing Dumb Stuff with Animals

Swimming with Piranhas at Feeding Time  My Life Doing Dumb Stuff with Animals
  • Author : Richard Conniff
  • Publisher : W. W. Norton & Company
  • Release Date : 2010-06-28
  • Total pages : 304
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : "Hilariously informative…This book will remind you why you always wanted to be a naturalist." —Outside In this thrilling foray into the animal kingdom, Richard Conniff takes readers on an adventure-packed journey as he courts the most dangerous animals and lives to tell the tale. He lets African wild dogs ...

Effin Birds

Effin  Birds
  • Author : Aaron Reynolds
  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2019
  • Total pages : 208
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : A compact, comprehensive, and very silly field guide featuring more than 200 of the rudest birds on Earth, this edition is crammed full of classic, monochrome plumage art paired with the delightful but dirty aphorisms (think "I'm going to need more booze to deal with this week") that made the Effin' ...

Animal Musicalities

Animal Musicalities
  • Author : Rachel Mundy
  • Publisher : Wesleyan University Press
  • Release Date : 2018-05-15
  • Total pages : 264
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : Over the past century and a half, the voices and bodies of animals have been used by scientists and music experts as a benchmark for measures of natural difference. Animal Musicalities traces music’s taxonomies from Darwin to digital bird guides to show how animal song has become the starting ...

The National Audubon Society Field Guide to North American Birds

The National Audubon Society Field Guide to North American Birds
  • Author : John L. Bull,John Farrand,National Audubon Society
  • Publisher : Alfred a Knopf Incorporated
  • Release Date : 1994
  • Total pages : 796
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : A revised edition of the popular field guide includes hundreds of all new, full-color photographs, along with information on diverse species of eastern birds, their characteristics, habitats and ranges, identification tips, and more. 200,000 first printing....

Peterson Reference Guides to Gulls of the Americas

Peterson Reference Guides to Gulls of the Americas
  • Author : Steve N. G. Howell,Jon Dunn
  • Publisher : Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
  • Release Date : 2017-06-06
  • Total pages : 528
  • ISBN : 1452177392
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Summary : This ambitious volume covers the 36 species of gulls that occur in North and South America, with detailed information to help you identify these fascinating but challenging birds in their many and varied plumages. With 1,160 carefully chosen color photographs, this new reference guide, written by two of North America's top gull ...