Gut Busters and Belly Laughs

Written By Steven D. Price
Gut Busters and Belly Laughs
  • Publsiher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release : 05 August 2014
  • ISBN : 1629142956
  • Pages : 192 pages
  • Rating : 4/5 from 21 reviews
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Read or download book entitled Gut Busters and Belly Laughs written by Steven D. Price which was release on 05 August 2014, this book published by Simon and Schuster. Available in PDF, EPUB and Kindle Format. Book excerpt: Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day of anyone who’s reached that certain age. You and the special senior in your life will laugh at jokes about a wide range of subjects, including . . . One-Liners: “I’ve learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.” —Andy Rooney Memory: A senior citizen driving on the highway received a cell phone call from his wife. “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!” The husband replied, “I know, but there isn’t just one—there are hundreds!” Sex and the Senior: An eighty-two-year-old man went to his doctor for a physical. A few days later the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. Several days later the doctor spoke to his patient and commented, “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?” The man replied, “I’m just doing what you said, Doc—‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’” The doctor said, “I didn't say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur. Be careful.’” Belly Laughs is a “lode” of fun for the young at heart of all ages, especially the golden age. Remember this bit of sage advice: “If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.”

Gut Busters and Belly Laughs

Gut Busters and Belly Laughs
  • Author : Steven D. Price
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2014-08-05
  • Total pages : 192
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Although no one has ever said that growing old is a zany laugh riot, humor certainly eases the path to and through one’s golden years. And here is a heaping dose of jokes and anecdotes (anecdotes for one’s anec-dotage, you might say) to lighten and brighten the day ...

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  • Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
  • Release Date : 2014-01-07
  • Total pages : 192
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can ...

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  • Publisher : Ballantine Books
  • Release Date : 2019-12-10
  • Total pages : 96
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Garfield's back in this brand-new compilation comic strip book—truly a must-have for fans! What’s the menu du jour? Food, fun . . . and lots of it! Whether it’s a mouse bathing in coffee, or a zombie bingeing on brains, laughter is the order of the day. Garfield fans will ...

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  • Publisher : Hachette UK
  • Release Date : 2014-01-07
  • Total pages : 192
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : The New York Times bestseller--never shy, frequently crude and always funny, Jenny McCarthy gives the lowdown on pregnancy in the grittiest girlfriend detail Revealing the naked truth about the tremendous joys, the excruciating pains, and the inevitable disfigurement that go along with pregnancy, Jenny McCarthy tells you what you can ...

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  • Author : Sky Pony Editors
  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2016-11-01
  • Total pages : 144
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : A pun book that will certainly inspire belly laughs Full of corny jokes and clean jokes for kids A Sky Pony Press book Test your wits and your patience with this collection of unbelievably hilarious riddles. This clean joke book for adults and kids is full of delightful fun! Designed ...

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  • Publisher : Da Capo Lifelong Books
  • Release Date : 2005-12-13
  • Total pages : 176
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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  • Publisher : Dancing Moon Press (OR)
  • Release Date : 1999
  • Total pages : 216
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Download or read online Belly Laughs written by Rod Long, published by Dancing Moon Press (OR) which was released on 1999. Get Belly Laughs Books now! Available in PDF, ePub and Kindle....

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  • Publisher : Unknown
  • Release Date : 2021-09-18
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  • Publisher : Simon and Schuster
  • Release Date : 2018-06-12
  • Total pages : 128
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public? A private tooter! What do you call a cat that eats beans? Puss n’ Toots. Belly Laugh Fart Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious stories, this collection is complete with three hundred hilarious ...

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  • Release Date : 2016-08-10
  • Total pages : 212
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Everyone loves humour and having a good laugh. Just open this book whenever you feel a pick-me-up is needed or simply want a good laugh. The jokes are slanted towards open-minded adults and are not suitable for children. There are nineteen chapters in this book - each one discusses a ...

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  • Release Date : 1990
  • Total pages : 25
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : An illustrated collection of jokes and riddles with an emphasis on food, including "What's the new drink for frogs? Croak-a-Cola!"...

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  • Publisher : Hardie Grant Publishing
  • Release Date : 2004
  • Total pages : 163
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Reveals the naked truth about pregnancy and childbirth: the tremendous mood swings, the excrutiating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with the process. Never shy, frequently crude and always funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest girlfriend detail....

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  • Release Date : 2009-07-10
  • Total pages : 64
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Presents a collection of more than one hundred jokes about food....

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  • Author : Russell Thornberry
  • Publisher : Montgomery, Ala. : Buckmasters ; Rocky Mountain House, Alta. : Greenhorn Pub.
  • Release Date : 1989
  • Total pages : 176
  • ISBN : 1629142956
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Summary : Download or read online Bucks Bulls and Belly Laughs written by Russell Thornberry, published by Montgomery, Ala. : Buckmasters ; Rocky Mountain House, Alta. : Greenhorn Pub. which was released on 1989. Get Bucks Bulls and Belly Laughs Books now! Available in PDF, ePub and Kindle....